Federal Reserve Forces Official Bank of Jesus To Cancel Christmas


Federal Reserve: A small-town bank in Oklahoma is under siege by governmental secularizing forces this Holiday Season, as the Federal Reserve is very jealous of their impressive Jesus-themed bank and wants to ruin it for everyone.

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According to a local teevee news station website, the Fed comes ’round every four years with a list of Regulations to make sure banks are not just stealing their customers’ money or whatever, one of which prohibits discriminatory preference for the religion of some customer...

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