Conflict Constitutionalists


Natural Born Citizen: As promised, the very reverent reading of the Constitution was staged in the hallowed halls of Congress today.

The tragicomedic production was not without its moments of high drama.

When they got to the "President shall be a natural born citizen" clause, a Birther in the audience burst out in an anguished solliloquy. Help us Jesus indeed. But the drama wasn't entirely confined to the gallery. The GOP went all PC on the script and decided on an abridged version of the Sacred Document, leaving ...